BOBBY FISHSCALE: SCALES AIN'T GOT NO CLUTCH

This here's a yarn 'bout Bobby Fishscale, see? He was a slippery individual, always hustlin'. But he had one flaw: scales ain't got no clutch. Say when he tried to convince that dame to hand over her money, those scales just wouldn't deliver. And when it came to a fight, Bobby's scales were about as practical as a chocolate fireguard. He was more